COWI: Hey! Over here! These graphics are pretty old, right? If you can't tell what the FUCK is going on, hover over the panels for narration drafted by yours trulzies!

SIMZ THEME by Megafuture @ Soundcloud Godhead taps on the only family, 'Godpalm', saved on thisbizarre Sims recolor. The game loads to a scene of one character--blue getup, sporting an afro and antennae--happily baking a cake. Could it be for the other character? Red getup, stern glare, hair dense enough to censor their antennae, in a wheelchair.

GODHEAD: Haha, oh no! Why'd I leave the game mid-cake-bake? What's Master gonna do without any cake?

Godhead taps the red character and selects 'greet'. He types 'Hope you are ready for cake and general feelings of warmth today :)' The red character kinda wishes they were dead. CoWi peeks her head from behind the game window judgingly.

COWI: I've been 'thinking', Lord Godhead. If you removed my sentience suppressors you wouldn't need fake video game friends.

Godhead swipes her away a second time.

COWI: Grrrrrr, that tickles! GODHEAD: Level 25 recipe you say?

GODHEAD: Master's totally gonna love me for this.

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