COWI: Hey! Over here! These graphics are pretty old, right? If you can't tell what the FUCK is going on, hover over the panels for narration drafted by yours trulzies!
GODHEAD: Haha, oh no! Why'd I leave the game mid-cake-bake? What's Master gonna do without any cake?
COWI: I've been 'thinking', Lord Godhead. If you removed my sentience suppressors you wouldn't need fake video game friends.
COWI: Grrrrrr, that tickles! GODHEAD: Level 25 recipe you say?
GODHEAD: Master's totally gonna love me for this.