The first has some sort of bustling mechanism sticking out of her bust, which doesn't necessarily say anything about her personality, but to be burdened with such a harrowing condition and still wear as warm a smile, this woman must have a pretty FAIR outlook.

FAIR WANDA: All the food ruined. 'Least I got to tell that dumb nigga what for. Right down to the toenail I say.

The second stands beneath the cross, crossed arms, cross attitude, as if to let God Himself know He's not that big a deal. She must be MEAN.

MEAN MISSI: Get his raggedy ass, Wanda. 'Bout time.

The last one, she looks kinda DUMB.

DUMB-O DEB: She should'a gone lower if you ask me, Missi. FAIR WANDA: What, Deb, exactly lower than a toenail? DUMB-O DEB: A toe.

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