PRIEST: Does your 'Overseer' perchance carry an unabridged King James Bible in his,

'Collection', so that we may resume service?

Ole Johnny Boy (the ever helpful) kicks a wooden crate overflowing with religious texts across the floor.

PRIEST: Ah.

It hits the podium.

The priest digs a zig-zag pattern book out of the water damaged bin.

PRIEST: At last.

He opens it to a page that says "The KORAN (George Sale Edition)".

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