Pinky touches the Bibble on the podium.

PINKY: It is awful difficult to teach the children how to read using only, um, the Bibble and...

PINKY: Another Bibble.

Pinky flinches.

LISA SHARP: READIN'S STUPID!

Sharp stares her down.

PINKY: Please do not heckle me...

I would like to request one of the house servants to please kindly bring some new books from the Big House, if possible, please.

If you cannot decide which ones to request from the masters' library, then I suggest, for example, hits like...

She travels through the rich world of emotions these books well up inside of her.

PINKY: Sense and Sensibility, Persuasion, Northanger Abbey,

The audience doesn't know what to make of it.

PINKY: Mansfield Park,

Back to Pinky.

PINKY: Pride and Prejudice, oh how I miss reading you so.

Embarrassed.

PINKY: Ah...! I mean, how the children will love reading it...so. WANDA: The house servants don't come down here. DEB: Newwwwbie!

Wanda elbows Deb.

PINKY: Oh...!

Back to Pinky.

PINKY: Then...Have a nice day anyways. Thank y'all for listening. Really.

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