BUG: F-f-f-free...? WALNUT: Dddddddonn... BUG: Free like... PINKY: Before I was sold into slavery on my 12th birthday I was a free woman. And I lived splendidly! Oh what I would do to return to those days. LISA SHARP: Why you talk like that? PINKY: Talk like what? BUG: Yeah, man, she talk funny. Where you come from that n-n-niggas free? PINKY: Heh. From across the sea, of course. Have you poor landlocked lot ever once even dreamt of the sea? That's okay. I'm eager to tell you everything! BUG: "Everyfing". She just said "everyfing". PINKY: I--? No I did not...! LISA SHARP: "NEEEEEEEEHHHHOW" I did not. Hahahaha! FREE ASS BITCH! PINKY: Harumph. Keep making fun of me and I'll just take my true tales of freedom elsewhere.

JAYJAY: No, please Miss New Girl, I'd very much like to hear your tales. PINKY: Okay, I'll tell you. Tell me, Jayjay: What is your favorite passtime in the entire world? JAYJAY: Golly! My faaaaaaaaaaaaaavorite thing in the entiiiiiiiiiiiiiiire world's gotta be pickin' cotton as a breeze passes by on a bright sunny day. PINKY: ...I was going to say take your 'favorite thing' and imagine doing it all day everyday, but, hm.

Okay, imagine your favorite thing is my favorite thing: Reading-- LISA SHARP: DID SOMEBODY JUST SAY READIN'?! HEY...That's RIGHT. You's the girl who can READ.

PINKY: Wh-wh-what's wrong with reading? LISA SHARP: Ain't nobody who never did NOTHIN' needed to read. JAYJAY: I think the only person 'round these parts who can read is...

(gulp)

The Overseer. BUG: Maaan, this new girl ain't shit. She a loser. PINKY: No! Please! I need your acceptance. What if I told you when I was free I rode on a pirate ship? Or operated on white aristocrats? Or went graverobbing for medical science? Hmm? Hmmmmm? Yes, I even had swordfights, which were very bold and daring besides my proclivity for fainting at the sight of blood. LISA SHARP: SWORDS? JAYJAY: B-blood?

PINKY: The essence of freedom is being able to do anything you can imagine, whenever, wherever. Nobody has the right to oppress or stop you. So please, y'all, don't not help Lisa Sharp because you're not afraid of her. Help her so you can help yourselves! JAYJAY: I will! I will fight for myself, Miss New Girl! WALNUT: Nos!